What would you think of a dog who eats boogers?
Would you believe me that they taste like brown sugars?
My boy Timmy, he gives me lots of nose fruit,
His mom says, “That’s gross!” but I think it’s cute.
Timmy spends half his day just mining for munchies,
Most are soft-slimy, but sometimes they’re crunchie.
He’ll dig up his nose with his right index finger,
Then he’ll give me that booger, it’s always a Zinger!
Tim’s nose nuggets, so fresh, so deliciously yummy,
I lick them directly from his nose to my tummy.
Timmy’s snot nachos he does like to share,
I like when they drip from my boy’s nostril pair.
I love that Timmy gives me green gooey granola,
It tastes super sweet when washed down with a cola.