What do you think of a skunk with no stink?
Would you invite her to parties, take her out for a drink?
A skunk without stink would make a sweet friend
when there’s no smelly gas coming out of her end.
A non-smelly skunk?
Who would’ve thunk?
Where once she was shunned – a sad social pariah,
now with no stink, her fan base couldn’t be higher.
She’s fashionable and pretty with her white and black fur,
and her graceful swoosh-tail creates such allure.
Does it make that much difference, she no longer smells?
Certainly; for now she attracts when she used to repel.
So tell me, what do you think of a skunk with no smell?
It appears she’s much happier, she’s doing quite well.
Once she was avoided; now it warms our cold hearts,
to know that she’s done with those stinky skunk farts.